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Uchihamaiden555

Age/Gender: 14, Female
Location: Gotham
Job: professional jackass

I AM A GIRL!!!!!! I don't know why everybody thinks I am a boy, but I am not. NOT!!! Just to set everybody straight on that. Oh, and I LOVE to meet new people, so if you like me, don't be afraid to talk to me!

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HEY HEY HEY!!!!! XD

Posted by Uchihamaiden555 Mar. 9, 2009 @ 4:02 PM EDT

Ok, this is kinda sudden but I was just kinda really bored so I thought I would do this, considering I have gotten a (mostly) good response out of it in the past, and I have nothing better to do.
For lack of anything better to do, I will be constantly updating you on the song I am listening to.
At this very moment in time it is Daddys Falling Angel by In This Moment, Which I just recently discovered and have grown to know and love over the past few days, awesome track, yall should check it out.
ANYWAY, back on topic(or not-topic as the case may be XD), RAIN IS AMAZING! It falls from the sky in droplets and helps the earth say hello to the sun in the morning, but you shouldn't say hello to everything, like you should SOOOOO say goodbye to the Harry Potter series(It was really over before it ever began in my opinion, I have no IDEA how it got so popular) and Pat Monahans solo career XD
That one was a joke but he IS a lot better in Train, just saying.
Now I am listening to Push by Matchbox Twenty because they are one of my favorite bands, I also like alot of Rob Thomas' solo work, SOOO good, you will probably like it if you are an MT fan, because it doesn't really change much as far as the songs go, but it doesn't really matter because Rob Thomas is hot anyway, so who cares XD
and it is like, a B-E-A-UTIFUL day out today, which begs the question of why I am still on this computer typing my life away key by key when I could be out keeping my new years resolution to lose 35 pounds which in retrospect is *probably* not EVER gonna happen, but hey, you can't blame a girl for tryin', right?
Well, Now I am listening to Unwell(by Matchbox Twenty, of course), which I have kind of adopted as my theme song, which if you really think about it is kinda sad and says alot about what kind of person I am.
Okay, lightening the mood with a little bit of Fall Out Boy, Grand Theft Autumn to be exact, which I love because of how upbeat and catchy it is, I annoy the SHIT outta my friends with the opening line to that song, it's like mind control or something they can't freakin' STAND it.
Now, It's time for a litle segment I like to call "Stuff That Rocks My Socks", where I tell you all about stuff I have found recently that do as suggested in the title.
King Of The Hill Paintball This one is kinda self explanatory, I have been playing this game for years but just recently found the new address, so to anybody who was looking for it(not that you were, unlike me you probably have lives XD), YOUR WELCOME.
The Death Clock This is actually another old favorite of mine, but like before the relocated or something and I was unable to find them until recently.
The hatemail on here is(or at least it USED TO BE, don't hold me to that statement please XD) FUNNY AS SHIT!
Seriously, some of the people who send this guy hatemail have some SERIOUS issues XD
hahahahahahaha CHRISTIAN PEOPLE XD
Now I'M gonna get some hatemail lolz
Sorry, but it's not MY fault you guys are hilarious.
Urban Legends HERE!! I really like this site because it disproved some of my worst fears, like the Pop Rocks and Soda thing, and all those FREAKIN' CHAIN LETTERS!!!!
Well, I have already pissed off enough people for today so I am gonna go.
Oh and JFYR, the last song played was Story To Tell Your Friends by Every Avenue.
Buh-Bye~!

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Mar. 9, 2009 | 4:07 PM MyRealNameIsNes says:

You really didn't have anything better to do did you.. Neither do I so its fine.

I remeber getting my first chain letter when I was about 11 years old, I was getting stoned at a mates house and someone had send some weird stuff to my e-mail... we all sat around my mates computer going "ohhh, ahhh, woah, no way, are we gonna die" laughed and then carried on smoking.

C'est la vie right?

Mar. 10, 2009 | 3:19 PM Uchihamaiden555 responds:

I have no idea what you just said XD


Mar. 9, 2009 | 4:53 PM Paryl says:

Please skin yourself with a rusty pizza cutter then pour chew tobacco and alchohol all over yourself, shove a rake up your asshole and pull your anus out and tie it around a tree in the Amazon which you hang on, then hollow out the inside of your dick and wrap the outer skin around your lips the piss and cum stream going into your mouth, stick needles in your eyeballs and shit up your nose then stick a dagger into both your eardrums and scalp yourself, put a nail on your skull then hit it with a hammer multiple times then tear your jaw off its hinge and nail it to your chin, stretch your uvala out of your mouth then wrap it around your face, cut your face down to the bone and snap both your elbows and knees rib your feet and hand off and stab all the bone ends into your lungs, then cut open your stomach and expose all your organs, grabbing your intestine and making it into a noose, then rub honey all over yourself and watch as bugs and crabs and small animals crawl all over you and start to eat you alive for days as you lay in your own stinking pile of shit piss and sperm going into your mouth as rats and bugs and a wasps nest living inside your organs and then splash stomach acid all over your face and chew on your own muscles and organs and tongue to prevent starvation and animals crawl through your neck you choke on a porcupine and get spikes sticking through your jugulars and throat, then disconnect all your veins and arteries and stick the ends in your nose as blood comes shooting up your nose and filling your skull and shooting out through the small holes in your eyes caused by the needles then after months drown in your own shit.

Mar. 10, 2009 | 3:16 PM Uchihamaiden555 responds:

Well, somebody was having a bad day XD


Mar. 11, 2009 | 4:34 PM Dunso says:

Cool

Mar. 13, 2009 | 6:16 PM Uchihamaiden555 responds:

Why thank you ^^
after that last one it's nice to hear from someone that isn't neurotic XD


Mar. 13, 2009 | 6:27 PM Paryl says:

hey you and your friends have sexual attraction to penis? want to have dick sleepover party n fuck eachother like good boys?

Mar. 14, 2009 | 10:13 AM Uchihamaiden555 responds:

ummmmmmm can you not read???
I AM A GIRL!!!
seriously dude, what the hell?
the word "maiden" is in my name!
which went chick in old timey days, so why doesn't your gay-as-hell annoying ass get the hell away from me before I am forced to do something drastic!


Apr. 11, 2009 | 3:49 AM jente666666 says:

cool.
why does everybody think your a girl?
it's not hard to see.

Apr. 13, 2009 | 6:05 PM Uchihamaiden555 responds:

ummmmm........
should I be insulted or.......?
nyeh...

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